The Devil Went Down to Natick

The fight against yourself in the gym...might not just be against yourself...

The devil went down to Natick, he was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind, he was way behind, and he was lookin' to make a deal
He came across a young man yankin' on a barbell and droppin' it hot.
And the devil jumped up on a plyo box and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you could've guessed it, but I'm a Firebreather too,
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you got a pretty good pull boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a kettlebell o' gold against your soul, 'cause I think I'm better'n you."
The boy said: "My name's Daigle and it might be a fail,
"But I ain't backed down yet, your gonna regret, 'cause CFNE kicks fuckin' tail."

Daigle chalk on up your hands, breathe fire and grip that bar
Hells been raised in Natick and the devil's wants a PR.
And if you win you get this shiny kettlebell of gold,

A shiny Kettlebell of gold...

But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil grabbed up his bar, and said: "I'll start this show."
And fire furled from his nostrils as he set up for the row.
He pulled the chain hard and fast, and it made an evil woosh.
Then a homeboy demon cheered in, and sounded like a douche.
When the devil finished, Daigle said: "You're pretty bad ol' son.
"But sit down on that box, right there, and let me show you how its done!"

The gym's on fire, row boys, row.
The devil's in the box and he wants to fuckin' go.
Crushin' cleans, like a boss, and swings like a champ

Game so tight it makes all the girls damp.

The devil took a knee because he knew he'd met defeat,
He laid that golden 'bell on the ground at Daigle's feet.
Daigle said: "Devil, come on back if you ever wanna WOD again,
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, 'NE's the hardest there's ever been!"