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Christmas 2009
Christmas 2010
No less is expected of me. While I adhere stringently to the paleo presecription the majority of the time, my fondness for foods that are as paleo as the space shuttle is legendary. I leave no dessert unmolested on Christmas, and as I've done for the last two years, I shall chronicle the debauchery here for all to see. Beginning at about noon on Christmas eve (it actually began before that, but for the sake of upholding the standards we'll start the clock then) and running through Christmas night. The consumption went as follows, duplicates are because they happened more than once, all entries are in chronological order:
- 6 White Castle Sliders (in NJ driving home from PA)
- Peppermint mocha Latte
- Cranberry Bliss bar
- Biscotti
- Black-bottom mini cup cakes
- Cookie (don't know the name but it was a sugar-ish cookie with cream cheese in it)
- Sugar cookies
- butter cookies
- Shortbread fudge cookies
- Shepherd's pie
- Pork Pie
- Kit kat
- Twix
- Nachos
- Vanilla cup cakes
- Oatmeal Cookie
- Chocolate Chip cookies
Sleep
- Chocolate frosted Donut
- French Cruller Donut
- Old fashioned Donut
- Chocolate glazed donut
- Egg Nog
- Baked Potato
- Ricotta Ravioli
- Prime rib
- Flaky bread roll
- Cream soda
- Sugar cookies
- Oatmeal butterscotch cookies
- Italian cookies
- Lemon Cheesecake
- Chocolate Pudding Pie
- Beer
- Pecan Pie
- Eggnog Cake
- Peanut butter fudge
- Chocolate chip cookie
- Beer
- Biscotti
- Black-bottom mini cup cakes
- Cheese cake squares
- Mini eclair
- Beer
- Cream puff
- Tortilla chips
- Prime rib (different party)
- Squash
- Mashed Potato
- Green beans
- Stuffed Shells
- Meatballs
- Fresh baked dinner roll
- Beer
- Peanut butter crunch thing.
- Blondie
- Sugar cookie
- Beer
- Shortbread cookies (homemade by the Ockerbabe herself)
- Chocolate rice crispies treats
- Hershey's kiss
- Beer
- Tortilla chips
- A green confectionery thing that looked like holly (created by the Ockerbabe)
- Shortbread cookie
- Beer
- Peanut butter crunch thing again
- Chocolate rice crispy treat
- Sugar cookie
- Tortilla chips
- Chocolate chip cookie
3 comments:
Dude,
You made me feel so much better. I was a damned pig over the Christmas holiday, but not nearly as bad as you were.
Welcome to the climb back!
B
Glad I could help Dr. Moore! Someone has to be the control group. I followed that up this afternoon with an 8:36 Helen...which is a bit off the PR, but considering the preceding weekend and the new vertical KB standard, I won't be complaining.
Dude!!!! I have no idea how you are even alive! Ya'll need to make a WOD called "sugar cookie"....the chronological events of a paleo nightma is hilarious!
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